Tear up when I poop

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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.