thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.