I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

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Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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Use my phone to see what time it is

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Stab myself on a daily basis

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.