Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

Stab myself on a daily basis

When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

pull out a flies wings and let it go

Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.