Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

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Mayada stupid

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.