When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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Be a loner at school

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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blink

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.