- Things You Think Only You Do

I think Frozen is an overrated film

When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.

Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

I rehearse arguments in my head.

When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

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After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

I have autofocus in my eyes.

I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.