when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.