Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

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I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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listen to madonnas new album

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.