In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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I don't read the terms of service.

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

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When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

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I pee in the shower. :3

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.