My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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fap

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When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

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So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

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When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

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when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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I always think I have special powers

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.