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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

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only read the short jokes on this website

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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

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I was not born in the country I am living in now

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.