Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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Think about breathing...

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When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

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Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

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Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.