Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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Smoking in the shower.

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only read the short jokes on this website

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.