When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.