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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.
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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.
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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird
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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?
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Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.
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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.
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Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.
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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else
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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.
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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)
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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)
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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall
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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.
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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.
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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.
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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.
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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''
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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.
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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere
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What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.
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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.
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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt
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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.
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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.