I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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humiliating little girls

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

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Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.