Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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I read the down voted posts

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.