When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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Play as both sides on fifa

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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

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Poo really loud

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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I Masturbate Daily.

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I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.