Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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Picking my nose.

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.