Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.