- Things You Think Only You Do

Ur mum

I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.