Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

Kill Jb without getting aressted.

Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.