- Things You Think Only You Do

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! end of special message just for you

When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.