- Things You Think Only You Do

Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

check shower for murder then pee

Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?

I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.