- Things You Think Only You Do

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

Love feet. like LOVE feet.

make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

Poo really loud

When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

i always think people can hear my thoughts.

Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

I chew my ice cream.

Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.