When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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I scratch and sniff.

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

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I cant ride a bike

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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I hate being called "buddy".

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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call someone by a siblings name.

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.