Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.