- Things You Think Only You Do

Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

Tear up when I poop

When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

I read the down voted posts

When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

Picking your dogs booger for him/her

Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.