Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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Mayada stupid

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.