when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.