I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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I hit the frig after sex

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.