Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

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eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

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watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

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I piss in the bed every night

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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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Stab myself on a daily basis

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.