Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

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Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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Mayada stupid

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.