Be a loner at school

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

Feels my beard with my tongue.

Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

YEET! TURN UP! KEEP IT ONEHUNNIT DADDY!! YAS GAGA YASS!! SIGN ME UP FOR THAT!! PU$$Y ON FLEEK!! PULLOUT GAME STRONG! LARRY IS REAL!! IMMA LET YOU FINISH!! IMMA REAL G! HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!!!! I SAID HA! BITCH WHERE??? GIVE ME SOME ASS!! WHAT ARE THOOOSE!!! WHERE THEY AT THO?! BITCH BETTA HAVE MUH MONEY! FCK HER RIGHT IN THE PSSY! EAT THAT BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES!!!!! SURFBOARD! IM NOT GAY NO MORE! WHO'S YOUR DADDY? HOW YOU LIKE DEM APPLES?!! QUEEN! SLAY!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.