dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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Play as both sides on fifa

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.