Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.