realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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Look at my poop before flushing

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.