If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

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when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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Boinked my neighbor

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

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I **** with no hands.

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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.