in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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Pee in the shower

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.