- Things You Think Only You Do

expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

sing like a pro in da shower

Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

try to give your friends spirit animals

Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.