Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.