When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

Picking my nose.

Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

I like to watch lava lamps heat up

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.