Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.