Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.