I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

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speak proper english

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

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as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

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Stab myself on a daily basis

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.