Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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I hit the frig after sex

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.