When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.