Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.