I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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I never feel bored

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.