When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

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I have autofocus in my eyes.

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

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Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

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Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

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The older I get the more honest I get

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.