Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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I Masturbate Daily.

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.