you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

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I have a phobia of incest

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when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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check shower for murder then pee

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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.