Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

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Pee in the shower

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.