- Things You Think Only You Do

when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

Watch the same movies over and over

When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

Picking my nose.

Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.