Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.