After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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fap

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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Make up a song to yourself.

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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Pee in the shower

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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Having gay sex

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.