I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.