Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.