Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.