When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.