I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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When out I like to "people watch."

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.