When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.