I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.