Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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look at bins as i walk past them

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.