- Things You Think Only You Do

Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

Vote for the other guy

I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.