Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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I gotta get down of Friday

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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I **** with no hands.

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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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Make up a song to yourself.

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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.