I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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wonder who wrote these things

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.