When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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wonder who wrote these things

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Think about breathing...

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.