everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.