pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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I have seen a UFO

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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I meow when my cat meows.

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.