In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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I pee in the shower. :3

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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call someone by a siblings name.

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.