Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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Pee in the shower

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.