On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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I have seen a UFO

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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I eat ass

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.