When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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wonder who wrote these things

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.