When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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I scratch and sniff.

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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My parents are annoying.

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.