When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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Pee in the shower

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.