Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.