When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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i see almost everything as a sign

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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get really confused

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.