I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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I have seen a UFO

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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Giving my dog a massage.

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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Ur mum

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.