Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Eat ice by itself

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.