- Things You Think Only You Do

Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

always check thde back seat before starting the car

When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

Play Minecraft

I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.