Set Fire to the Rain

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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Talk to my cat.

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.