When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.