turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.