- Things You Think Only You Do

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

I can't trill my R's

being super bored at shool

Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

I type a comment here and secretly feel special

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.