always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.