I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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get really confused

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.