Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.