I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.