Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.