Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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Pee in the shower

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.