pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Brake for tail-gaters

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.