- Things You Think Only You Do

Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

chewing icecream before you swallow it

When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

I can't trill my R's

I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

I type a comment here and secretly feel special

If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

????????????????????C?????????

Poop naked.

At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.