You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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fall asleep in the shower.

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.