Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

laziness .... its all in the mind

I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

chewing icecream before you swallow it

Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

Smelling food to see if its spicy.

I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.