When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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I want to suck on your penis

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.