Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

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whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.