dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.