Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I

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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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jack off

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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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Like a toy until it breaks.

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.