Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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Giving my dog a massage.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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Take baths

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.