After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

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Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

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Like a toy until it breaks.

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

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When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.