Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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get home from work and masturbate instantly

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

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Take baths

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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.