slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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Whenever I'm throwing trash down the garbage chute or into a dumpster, I all of the sudden am terrified that I accidentally threw out a valuable ring/my cell phone with the trash.

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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

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when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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hate Justin Bieber

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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

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Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.