When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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Pee in the shower.

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i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When out I like to "people watch."

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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I talk to myself when I'm alone

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

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when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.