when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

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realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

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I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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Fart at home

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.