Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

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Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

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Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

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Like a toy until it breaks.

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Pee in the shower.

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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

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I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.