I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

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When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

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I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

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Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

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Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

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I read your stuff at the interwebs and think "sons, I am disappoint" Moral: Lol, I just might be your father you know... But that does not mean you disappoint me anymore, I kinda expect your worst? Best? I mean... Are you doing your worst on purpose? WOW!

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

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I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.