Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

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When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

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I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

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Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

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Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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smoke marijuana

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I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

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Like a toy until it breaks.

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

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When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

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I always cry when I pray.

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

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Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.