Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

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When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes

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Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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When i feel the back of my right hand starting to itch. in a few days, i get some money. When the back of my left hand itches.Some money goes.

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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

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Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

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I always cry when I pray.

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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.

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go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

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jack off

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get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

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Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.

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Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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Two minutes after I text the person I like, I check the message to see what time I sent it and what time the person received it, and estimate that it takes the adverage person about a minute to respond and then another minute for you to receive it. so really, if the person likes you, it would take them about 3 minutes to respond. if its five, you automatically assume they hate you.

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Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

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Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.