Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

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I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

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Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

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Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

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Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.