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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.
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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares
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worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead
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Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?
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When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.
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At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee
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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.
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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.
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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.
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I always cry when I pray.
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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes
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Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.
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Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next
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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.
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sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.
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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.
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sit in the shower
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DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)
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go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.
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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"
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Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.
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Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.