Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

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Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

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At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.

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Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I

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say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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being super bored at school

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

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go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

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I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

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Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

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Fart at home

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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.