Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

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Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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Like a toy until it breaks.

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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.