When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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being super bored at school

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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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hate Justin Bieber

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I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.