Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I put big spaces in between comments

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftcodes.info <

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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.