When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

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When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

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I always cry when I pray.

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

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Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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Whenever I'm throwing trash down the garbage chute or into a dumpster, I all of the sudden am terrified that I accidentally threw out a valuable ring/my cell phone with the trash.

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

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Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

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Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

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when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

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Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

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Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.