never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

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Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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When I'm bored I argue with myself inside my head.

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I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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Go on this site to feel normal.

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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I talk to myself when I'm alone

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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.