if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

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Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

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when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

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I always cry when I pray.

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Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

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Pee in the shower.

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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.

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sit in the shower

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Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

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I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.