You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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I always think I have special powers

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

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when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it and pretend I am getting lots of views

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worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Say what even when u heard someone

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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.