If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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When i feel the back of my right hand starting to itch. in a few days, i get some money. When the back of my left hand itches.Some money goes.

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

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i draw pictures of pokemon on comments (\____/) (??????)

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When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

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Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

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Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.

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Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

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get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

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I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)

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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

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Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

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Things I did when I was little: Slowly close the fridge door to see the light go out before it is closed all of the way. Put the light switch in between "OFF" and "ON". Walked in to a room and forgot why, walked out then remembered. (STILL DO!) Drew the sun in the corner of the paper. Put a flashlight in your mouth to see yourself, "blush".

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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Think of numbers as male or female.

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.