- Things You Think Only You Do

stand in front of a mirror with your headphones in, and lip sync the words of the song playing to pretend you are singing in a music video

if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.

I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

Things I did when I was little: Slowly close the fridge door to see the light go out before it is closed all of the way. Put the light switch in between "OFF" and "ON". Walked in to a room and forgot why, walked out then remembered. (STILL DO!) Drew the sun in the corner of the paper. Put a flashlight in your mouth to see yourself, "blush".

I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.

Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I

when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site

say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

Pee in the shower.

Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

When I'm about to fart, I close my butthole with cupped hand to smell my own fart. Sometimes after I fart, I bend down just to smell the scent.

I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.