I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

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Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.

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Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

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I cannot stand mosquito's if I am asleep and I hear one I turn my light on so I can find it and kill it and I wont rest until I do

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when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

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Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

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Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

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Two minutes after I text the person I like, I check the message to see what time I sent it and what time the person received it, and estimate that it takes the adverage person about a minute to respond and then another minute for you to receive it. so really, if the person likes you, it would take them about 3 minutes to respond. if its five, you automatically assume they hate you.

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When i'm eating M&Ms, I save one of each color until the end so I can eat them all at once.

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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.