Pee in the shower.

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O

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In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

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Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

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I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.

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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

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Count the number of letters in a word or phrase.

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it and pretend I am getting lots of views

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worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

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Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

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When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!

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never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

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I'm in computer class at school right now. I'm supposed to be making up for incomplete assignments. But I have been on Things only you think you do, Funny Exams, DIY Fail, Pointless Super powers, Explain this image, and Perfectly Time Photos all class class period. I just noticed these websites aren't blocked at school.

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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

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I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

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Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.