Get annoyed when you are making a new account and it sends you bafk because of credit card or email address

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Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music

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I Repeat my coincidental happenings..and say please don't do(x5)..

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Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

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I'm in computer class at school right now. I'm supposed to be making up for incomplete assignments. But I have been on Things only you think you do, Funny Exams, DIY Fail, Pointless Super powers, Explain this image, and Perfectly Time Photos all class class period. I just noticed these websites aren't blocked at school.

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Find different ways to crack your knuckles when you're bored. (I have found 7 ways to crack a finger and I can crackj my hand back

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when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

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Press the Microwave open button at 0:01 to feel like you defused a bomb and avoided that stupid beeping.

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in my mind prisms are called pink floyd.

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Mix my coffee with the spoon upside down.

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blow nose. look at kleenex.

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Tape your dick to your leg to fit into tight pants

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get scarred shit less when some one burst though your door when it tacky

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imagine squeezing your bladder in your hand when your peeing.

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Become paranoid that this is not the real world, and instead is some coma induced dream.

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cut corners when walking not because it's faster, but because it's more efficient

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Write things on this site, because i cant sleep

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Go outside and pee.

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Love an outfit on others/mannequin, but hate it on me!

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Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?

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shag your mom

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Think about past screw ups, then cross my eyes thinking to myself "I'm such a F---ing retard."

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Inspect the mirrors in store changing rooms in case they are one-way glass. Make faces into mirror as if you know they're back there.

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When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.