Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

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When I am walking and accidentally touch a strangers hand I pretend it never happened -Marquez, P

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Contract my gluteus maximus while sitting for a long time to feel more comfortable.

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cut corners when walking not because it's faster, but because it's more efficient

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did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

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After eating a lot of junk food begin to fear that i'm going to get diabetes.

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.

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apparently you turn or twist everything to tight like a sink or a bottlecap ect. "i cant open the bottle of fu***ng coke becase you "

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I can see a magic eye image

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get bored so I fist myself for money

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use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.

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whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.

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When you can't use your hand to push a door, kick it and say "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"

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Any time I hear someone speaking with an accent, I start mimicking that accident. –Ikka

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I wipe the part of the glass or water bottle i drink from

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When I watch porn,I sometimes pause the video and start looking something random. e.g. an unrelated article on Wikipedia.

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When I'm scared in the shower sing

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I always open up another tab on my browser, just in case I accidentally exit, so my computer can warn me that I will close 2 tabs.

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I precisley fold toilet paper , so that I can unfold it and use the other side

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imagine squeezing your bladder in your hand when your peeing.

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Wait 2-3 seconds with anticipation whenever a baby falls for them to cry.

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Clenching your teeth subconsciously, then wondering why your teeth hurt so much afterwards.

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Pretend it doesn't hurt when someone I try for rejects me, but it does hurt, a lot.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.