Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music

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Making "X's" with your fingernail on bug bites to get rid of them.

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I sometimes feel the desire to grab something fragile and - not out of anger, just because it would be funny - hurl it across the room to watch it explode.

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I use chopsticks or disposable latex gloves to eat sandwiches, chocolate, basically any finger food, because in my opinion, it's impossible to get that greasy, sticky film off my fingers.

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shag your mom

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Get annoyed when you are making a new account and it sends you bafk because of credit card or email address

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I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.

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Find different ways to crack your knuckles when you're bored. (I have found 7 ways to crack a finger and I can crackj my hand back

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wonder if anyone's watching you and try to seem like a decent person

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When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them

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imagine squeezing your bladder in your hand when your peeing.

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Love an outfit on others/mannequin, but hate it on me!

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When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

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Tape your dick to your leg to fit into tight pants

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When you can't use your hand to push a door, kick it and say "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"

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Seeing a cartoon character eat something makes me hungry for it even though it may not taste good in real life and I know that.

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Skip peeing before bed because you dont feel like it, knowing that in about 15 minutes youre going to have to get back up because you wont be able to fall asleep until you go pee.

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when going to get a drink, i accidently pull out a bowl, or plate, later realizing what i did, i put it back, and get a cup

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I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.

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Clenching your teeth subconsciously, then wondering why your teeth hurt so much afterwards.

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When I watch porn,I sometimes pause the video and start looking something random. e.g. an unrelated article on Wikipedia.

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When I have a bottle in my hand and nothing to do in class. I read the nutrition facts and ingredients 2 to 4 times until the teacher says something.

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Press the Microwave open button at 0:01 to feel like you defused a bomb and avoided that stupid beeping.

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Go outside and pee.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.