Any time I hear someone speaking with an accent, I start mimicking that accident. –Ikka

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Mix my coffee with the spoon upside down.

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When talking to someone you sometimes start with the middle of a story through the end, complete with random details that seem totally unrelated to them, and THEN you remember to tell the beginning (which is the part that actually relates to what they were talking about).

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When bored in class.. I catch eyes with someone across the room and look away fast, then act "cool" for the next 10 minutes because I still think they're looking at me...

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Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering

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try to cut corners in my house and hit the wall

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I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

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Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.

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I get angry when people use question marks where they don't belong. QUESTION marks are for QUESTIONS. Not statements or opinions >:( "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion?" X FFFUU- "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion." ?

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sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

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Walking down stairs. Accidently miss last step. Feel like you're going to die.

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After eating a lot of junk food begin to fear that i'm going to get diabetes.

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I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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hate it when the bottom of you foot is itchy because it feels wrong to scratch it.

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Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

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I cannot stand mosquito's if I am asleep and I hear one I turn my light on so I can find it and kill it and I wont rest until I do

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Walking down the toy isle in the store, and feeling a little sad that you're not a kid anymore.

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Think of the best come-backs ever, a few seconds after the time to use them would be.

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Checking your phone for a text when you know you don't have one. Matt

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When I'm bored I argue with myself inside my head.

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gh, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a long time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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I Repeat my coincidental happenings..and say please don't do(x5)..

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when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.