Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

thumb_up thumb_down -153

in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

thumb_up thumb_down -159

When I read something someone you know has written I read it in their voice.

thumb_up thumb_down +54

Go outside and pee.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

If there is a big spider in the house I will act cool and take it out even though inside I'm screaming

thumb_up thumb_down -24

On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

thumb_up thumb_down -26

When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.

thumb_up thumb_down -54

when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

thumb_up thumb_down +15

When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

thumb_up thumb_down -57

When bored in class.. I catch eyes with someone across the room and look away fast, then act "cool" for the next 10 minutes because I still think they're looking at me...

thumb_up thumb_down -18

smoke marijuana

thumb_up thumb_down -68

Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

hearing the opening theme music to Disney or 20th Century Fox or whatever and knowing what it is before you see the screen, then wondering if you should feel proud or if your a weird geek.

thumb_up thumb_down -51

i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

thumb_up thumb_down -85

when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

thumb_up thumb_down +30

Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

thumb_up thumb_down -60

Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

thumb_up thumb_down -62

sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

thumb_up thumb_down -42

When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

When I have a bottle in my hand and nothing to do in class. I read the nutrition facts and ingredients 2 to 4 times until the teacher says something.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.