- Things You Think Only You Do

-23

if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

-39

When i'm eating M&Ms, I save one of each color until the end so I can eat them all at once.

+34

I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

+12

I sometimes wonder what my past self would do differently if it knew what would be going on now

-20

Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

-58

whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust

-86

Post one on this site thinking everyone will love you but then you realize you're the 2,833 person to post on this site and no one will ever see it. If this is still where it was when I posted it, then congratulations! You've read through 300 FUCKING PAGES! (that meant go get a job)

-19

I use my phone's auto-correct to make sure the words I'm writing are correct.

+66

Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.

+30

Am I the only one that thinks of things, and force yourself to not to think about it, then you hear people laugh or go "OHHHH" so you think that you said your thoughts out loud and everyone heard?

+2

when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

-8

When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.

-42

When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

-80

worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

-82

I'm in computer class at school right now. I'm supposed to be making up for incomplete assignments. But I have been on Things only you think you do, Funny Exams, DIY Fail, Pointless Super powers, Explain this image, and Perfectly Time Photos all class class period. I just noticed these websites aren't blocked at school.

-94

Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.

+57

Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

-43

When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.

+12

Not sure if im holding on to fart or shit

After reading certain things on this website, I try them to see if they work.

if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

When i'm eating M&Ms, I save one of each color until the end so I can eat them all at once.

I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

I sometimes wonder what my past self would do differently if it knew what would be going on now

Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust

Post one on this site thinking everyone will love you but then you realize you're the 2,833 person to post on this site and no one will ever see it. If this is still where it was when I posted it, then congratulations! You've read through 300 FUCKING PAGES! (that meant go get a job)

I use my phone's auto-correct to make sure the words I'm writing are correct.

Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.

Am I the only one that thinks of things, and force yourself to not to think about it, then you hear people laugh or go "OHHHH" so you think that you said your thoughts out loud and everyone heard?

when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.

When I'm bored I argue with myself inside my head.

i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.

When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

pissing really fast to remove shit stains in the toilet

When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.

Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.

Things You Think Only You Do