Laying in bed kind of hungry, knowing exactly what you want to eat, and going over all the steps involved (going all the way to the kitchen, making the food, cleaning up, going all the way back to your room, plus it's nighttime and something might get you) and trying to decide whether or not it's worth it to go eat now or just wait until you wake up.

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I sometimes wonder what my past self would do differently if it knew what would be going on now

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Checking your phone for a text when you know you don't have one. Matt

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Things I did when I was little: Slowly close the fridge door to see the light go out before it is closed all of the way. Put the light switch in between "OFF" and "ON". Walked in to a room and forgot why, walked out then remembered. (STILL DO!) Drew the sun in the corner of the paper. Put a flashlight in your mouth to see yourself, "blush".

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kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up

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pissing really fast to remove shit stains in the toilet

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I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Count the number of letters in a word or phrase.

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did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

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clean specks of sh*t in the toilet by peeing on it.

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Whenever I order a lot of food at a fast food place for myself, I order an extra drink just so they think it's for two people.

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

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dream about the most amazing guy/girl that you have a relationship with and hope it comes true

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Two minutes after I text the person I like, I check the message to see what time I sent it and what time the person received it, and estimate that it takes the adverage person about a minute to respond and then another minute for you to receive it. so really, if the person likes you, it would take them about 3 minutes to respond. if its five, you automatically assume they hate you.

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eat chicken, lamb anything with bones with a knife and fork while avoiding using your hands because it makes them dirty

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get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

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I use my phone's auto-correct to make sure the words I'm writing are correct.

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Walking down the toy isle in the store, and feeling a little sad that you're not a kid anymore.

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When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.

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Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

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sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.