I really like taking shits.

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Pee extra hard in a urinal when there's someone else in the bathroom so you don't seem weak

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Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.

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Spray my perfume under my arms so if I sweat then it smells like perfume.

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I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.

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Leave the television on in my room when I go to bed, so I have some light and I can't hear all the creepy sounds that houses make.

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whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.

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A stranger makes me mad. Spend all day thinking about badass things that I should have done/said.

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Everytime I get in my car at night, I turn the light on and check behind the back seats to see if there's anyone waiting for me. Then lock the doors when all is safe.

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scream after your in the ooh part of achooh when you sneeze.

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did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

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Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

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I try to accomplish things while waiting for the timer on the microwave can go off.

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Mix my coffee with the spoon upside down.

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I put salt on buttered toast...

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When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.

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I refuse to eat cherry starbursts because they taste like medicine.

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When bored in class.. I catch eyes with someone across the room and look away fast, then act "cool" for the next 10 minutes because I still think they're looking at me...

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Look up definitions of acronyms in text messages or Facebook that I feel I should know because I'm teenager.

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When you can't use your hand to push a door, kick it and say "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"

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When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them

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When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.

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I sometimes feel the desire to grab something fragile and - not out of anger, just because it would be funny - hurl it across the room to watch it explode.

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.