Wasting a whole bunch of time trying to find how to make one and realizing it was at the top and that you forgot what you were going to put in the first place.

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(2) When listening to someone I maintain eye contact, but don't actually hear a word they say, just thinking about the eye contact...

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in my mind prisms are called pink floyd.

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When I hear the doorbell ringing and I'm not expecting anyone, I turn off the tv/music and try not to make any sound, so they think there's no one home.

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Look up definitions of acronyms in text messages or Facebook that I feel I should know because I'm teenager.

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I pee in the water of the toilet to make bubbles

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Always look down at the floor or avoiding any kind of eye contact when your getting told off for something really bad

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use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.

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wonder how old the people r who right these. im 12

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I get angry when people use question marks where they don't belong. QUESTION marks are for QUESTIONS. Not statements or opinions >:( "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion?" X FFFUU- "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion." ?

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Close my eyes and squeeze them so I can see colorful stars and galaxies.

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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When watching a heavy action movie and you suddenly start thinking about how much it would cost to repair the damages made in the movie.

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I sometimes feel the desire to grab something fragile and - not out of anger, just because it would be funny - hurl it across the room to watch it explode.

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I sometimes rub my scalp rapidly and watch my dandruff fall down like snow.

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When talking to someone you sometimes start with the middle of a story through the end, complete with random details that seem totally unrelated to them, and THEN you remember to tell the beginning (which is the part that actually relates to what they were talking about).

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I try to accomplish things while waiting for the timer on the microwave can go off.

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Write things on this site, because i cant sleep

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Create my response for the whole conversation before even having it

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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I use chopsticks or disposable latex gloves to eat sandwiches, chocolate, basically any finger food, because in my opinion, it's impossible to get that greasy, sticky film off my fingers.

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shag your mom

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Get annoyed when you are making a new account and it sends you bafk because of credit card or email address

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Making "X's" with your fingernail on bug bites to get rid of them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.