Wonder what I would have said to my dad if I knew he was going to die

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Making "X's" with your fingernail on bug bites to get rid of them.

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when going to get a drink, i accidently pull out a bowl, or plate, later realizing what i did, i put it back, and get a cup

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wonder if anyone's watching you and try to seem like a decent person

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Checking your phone for a text when you know you don't have one. Matt

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gh, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a long time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering

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getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me

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sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

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I repeat (in my mind) the person's name that I want to dream about when I go to sleep

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Think about past screw ups, then cross my eyes thinking to myself "I'm such a F---ing retard."

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become increasingly panicked when its dark and you cant find the door handle.

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After watching a movie, always walk out the theatre feeling like a total bad ass

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Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.

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When talking to someone you sometimes start with the middle of a story through the end, complete with random details that seem totally unrelated to them, and THEN you remember to tell the beginning (which is the part that actually relates to what they were talking about).

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eat chicken, lamb anything with bones with a knife and fork while avoiding using your hands because it makes them dirty

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I Repeat my coincidental happenings..and say please don't do(x5)..

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Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

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I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

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I like to poo while smoking.

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Think you're breathing way too loud when your headphones are turned up

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blow nose. look at kleenex.

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"I'll start tomorrow..." wake up and it has been a year later and I still haven't done it.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.