when i was a kid, i lookup dirty words in the english dictionary as substitute for porn :(

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Sometimes when im lost in thought I twirl a piece of my bangs and stare off in a daze.

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When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

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Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.

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sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you

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If I'm walking in the mall and realize I'm going in the wrong direction, I can't just double back, 'cause everyone would think I'm dumb for going in the wrong direction. Instead, I perform a slow U-turn to the other side of the walkway; either that or pretend to get an important text/phone call that forces me to do the quick turnaround. SAVE!

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take 30 pictures and only find 1 where you dont look like shit

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use my phone as an alarm clock for waking up. but sets the time in PM instead of AM.

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pleasure my self... because I didn't they automatically censored certain words

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wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

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I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.

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Hate Skydoesminecraft.

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Own all of you hard! Moral: EXPLOSION NOISE!

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When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.

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Ask someone "what" when they tell you something even though you heard them clearly

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Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow

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When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time

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After I flush the toilet, I run out of the bathroom really fast.

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Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?

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act like people from movies or shows just because my life is that boring

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Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.

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I'm so afraid of using words incorrectly that I look up any word I'm not sure that I'm using properly before typing it into wherever I'll use it. If the definition is too vague, I abandon the word and try something else.

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being a mid-teenager, never having a relationship before and don't care at all.

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Saying or doing something stupid, then later replaying it in your head and wanting to punch yourself in the face for it, then coming up with different ideas on how you could have been less stupid. -B

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.