"Hey, did you see that new episode last night?" "Yeah!" "Do you remember that part when he ran through the city?" "Yeah!" LIES

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Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

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Inspect the mirrors in store changing rooms in case they are one-way glass. Make faces into mirror as if you know they're back there.

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Thinking about how fast you blink and how many times you have blinked. You then start blinking too much because you are thinling about yourself blinking, and you try to stop, but you can't stop thinking about it.

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Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow

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You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

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I turn on the faucet or turn up the radio in the bathroom so maybe no one can hear me pee.

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Randomly flexing random muscles after long time of sitting at the computer

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When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.

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I sometimes rub my scalp rapidly and watch my dandruff fall down like snow.

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Tape your dick to your leg to fit into tight pants

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use my phone as an alarm clock for waking up. but sets the time in PM instead of AM.

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I'm so afraid of using words incorrectly that I look up any word I'm not sure that I'm using properly before typing it into wherever I'll use it. If the definition is too vague, I abandon the word and try something else.

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I prefer to masturbate by putting a fleshlight under my stuffed-toy smurfette's dress and pretend to smurf her.

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When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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being a mid-teenager, never having a relationship before and don't care at all.

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Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin

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Whenever I slurp from a straw I do it a little bit at a time, slowly and steadily so people don't turn at me and give me an annoyed face.

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Ask someone "what" when they tell you something even though you heard them clearly

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Having an OCD moment when the number of questions on a test is not a multiple of 5. I mean, who puts 47 questions on a test?! Or 53? English and Math teachers rarely do this but it's always the Histoy ones...

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Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.

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Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

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use cleverbot to chat to automated dating chat bots. even if i don't understand swedish.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.