Thinking about how fast you blink and how many times you have blinked. You then start blinking too much because you are thinling about yourself blinking, and you try to stop, but you can't stop thinking about it.

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Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

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I mustn't step on the cracks in the pavement

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My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.

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in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

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when im lying in bed in summer and im hot i just turn my sheets on the other side so its cool again

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Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Randomly flexing random muscles after long time of sitting at the computer

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when my parents are gone i shout random stuff

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled. -Ikka

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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While watching a movie, I imagine that same movie in my mind only replacing the characters with different ones from other series or videogames that I like. It just seems to make the movie better.

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When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.

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get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can

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Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

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Drinking and dialing people I dated.

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Have a fantasy where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart while Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum.

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I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.

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when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

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Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

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Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

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See someone thats so hot all you can think about is seeing them naked all day.

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Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.