Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

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wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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take 30 pictures and only find 1 where you dont look like shit

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when my parents are gone i shout random stuff

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When I do a fresh pile of laundry I throw them on my bed and lay in them.

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When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.

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When I'm trying to sleep if both my legs are under the duvet it's too warm. Both legs out it's too cold. When I have one leg out and on the duvet it's just right. I sometimes also put my leg against the wall when it's cold.

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sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you

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Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.

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A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.

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I can't leave the volume on anything on a odd number.

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When listening to music I imagine myself and people in a movie scene that fits the music.

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I mustn't step on the cracks in the pavement

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Type in 'things you thought only you did' and find this site. Then smile stupidly and click thumbs up everytime you read something you thought only you did.

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When you sit down to a great dinner with all your favorite foods and then the nanosecond your ass touches the chair you are instantly he most tired and uninterested in food than you have ever been before

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pleasure my self... because I didn't they automatically censored certain words

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Fart when i'm alone RIGHT before someone walks in... try to talk over the smell...

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Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

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Saying or doing something stupid, then later replaying it in your head and wanting to punch yourself in the face for it, then coming up with different ideas on how you could have been less stupid. -B

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when im lying in bed in summer and im hot i just turn my sheets on the other side so its cool again

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You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

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when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

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"Hey, did you see that new episode last night?" "Yeah!" "Do you remember that part when he ran through the city?" "Yeah!" LIES

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.