I think SpongeBob and Patrick are rude, inconsiderate a_holes. ... That's right, I'm an adult and I watch SpongeBob. lol

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When taking a pee instead of standing in front of the toilet stand in the side so if someone walks in they wont see your penis

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When I do a fresh pile of laundry I throw them on my bed and lay in them.

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use my phone as an alarm clock for waking up. but sets the time in PM instead of AM.

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Had a dream within a dream, just like Inception. You woke up and it felt so real you were sure of it. Then a bit later you wake up again.

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get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can

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Closing your eyes and covering your ears when you think someone is going to throw up.

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I look at my phone screen when i'm in an uncomfortable situation, and five minutes later i have to look again cause somebody asks what time it is.

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When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up

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After I flush the toilet, I run out of the bathroom really fast.

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Ever dreamt of being naked and then waking up in horror.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow

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You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

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When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.

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I plan to put money away everyday but never seem to do it.

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Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

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A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.

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While watching a movie, I imagine that same movie in my mind only replacing the characters with different ones from other series or videogames that I like. It just seems to make the movie better.

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Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

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Randomly flexing random muscles after long time of sitting at the computer

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When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.

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I mustn't step on the cracks in the pavement

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Drinking and dialing people I dated.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.