always want to tell my friends the nightmares I had but they don't sound as horrible as they actually were spoken out loud and then get annoyed if their no tike 'OH my god! And what happened next...?'

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Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.

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Go into a shop that you thought would have some interesting things, but when you find that it dosn't, you quickly browse the shop for a bit so that you don't offend the cashier by entering and leaving immediately.

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When taking a pee instead of standing in front of the toilet stand in the side so if someone walks in they wont see your penis

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When i wake up from a good dream, i close my eyes and imagine the ending in different ways.

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Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks

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When I'm in the shower and I hear a noise I automatically think someone broke into my house and killed my family and that they're coming for me and I will have to fight off the killer naked.

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Closing your eyes and covering your ears when you think someone is going to throw up.

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When I'm watching a youtube video, I worry about how much time is left because I'm concerned the video maker won't wrap it up in time before the video ends.

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I make a joke and laugh a little but if someone else laughs then i laugh louder

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I can't leave the volume on anything on a odd number.

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When approaching a stoplight, I evaluate the vehicles in front of me to determine which ones I think will take off faster so I can get behind them.

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when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

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Had a dream within a dream, just like Inception. You woke up and it felt so real you were sure of it. Then a bit later you wake up again.

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That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

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Lick my cell phone screen to clean it.

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calling someone and it rings so long you forget who your calling and when they answer you have to look at your caller i.d to remember.

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When im blazed i like of all the stupid shit i did that day but always tell myself "its fine, i didnt feel dumb about those things sober"

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cringe when I squeeze a cotton ball, ugh

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Not doing any work Feel guilty about it Then still do no work

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My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.

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ASMR

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.