When I'm in the shower and I hear a noise I automatically think someone broke into my house and killed my family and that they're coming for me and I will have to fight off the killer naked.

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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When listening to awesome music I perform a subtle headbanging motion.. Then I look around to see if anybody is staring at me like I'm retarded.

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Closing your eyes and covering your ears when you think someone is going to throw up.

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Am I the only one who wrote "free Candy" on the side of my van?

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When you sit down to a great dinner with all your favorite foods and then the nanosecond your ass touches the chair you are instantly he most tired and uninterested in food than you have ever been before

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When approaching a stoplight, I evaluate the vehicles in front of me to determine which ones I think will take off faster so I can get behind them.

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I stick one foot out of my blanket so I'm not hot or cold.

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When someone is reading something out loud in class...and they are reading REALLY slow...You quietly read fast and you try to beat them to the end of the paragraph

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cringe when I squeeze a cotton ball, ugh

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feel that the horsehead network captchas can read my mind. kind of scary.

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Not doing any work Feel guilty about it Then still do no work

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when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

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Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing

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When im blazed i like of all the stupid shit i did that day but always tell myself "its fine, i didnt feel dumb about those things sober"

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When taking a pee instead of standing in front of the toilet stand in the side so if someone walks in they wont see your penis

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When listening to music I imagine myself and people in a movie scene that fits the music.

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Whenever I slurp from a straw I do it a little bit at a time, slowly and steadily so people don't turn at me and give me an annoyed face.

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calling someone and it rings so long you forget who your calling and when they answer you have to look at your caller i.d to remember.

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Eat or drink something tpretending it's some sort of fuel that'll give you powers.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I do a fresh pile of laundry I throw them on my bed and lay in them.

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You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

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Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.