grab my cats tongue when he is licking my hand

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I have to check my closet for monsters so they don't get me while I sleep

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Dancing while hoovering

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Clenching my fists, imagining I have wolverine claws coming out of my knuckles

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Sometimes when my mom is aking me something and then i tell her the truth i start smirking automatically as if i'd be lying because i don't know how to make a serious face

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fart

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I translate (parts of) songs into different languages in my head. I try to do it as good as possible.

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I use the power-stance sometimes when I poop. It's where you completely remove one leg from your pants and put the shoe back on. Your legs can go further apart.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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After having an argument with your partner you text them later then halfway thru the text you forget hat you were going to say back track and tell them you love them! "didn't matter really did it lol"

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When taking a shower, and standing in the opposite direction where the water is coming fromY

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When at a friend's or another person's house, I pee while standing up. But at home, I always sit down when i pee.

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Whenever I look in the bathroom mirror, I fear that I will see a terrible bloody monster standing behind me. I convince myself of this so completely that I panic and rush out right after I pee.

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I type things i really want to say to people and then delete them straight away because im too chicken to say it.

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Aim at shit stains whilst I pee.

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when u see a blond, brown,black,or red head girl u think of a blond,brown,black or red head joke -Randi L.

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Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

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I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

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I wonder to myself if other people see exactly the same things as me.

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after ive done something, or experienced something. when i think back on the days events, i think to myself. "i think ive done that before somewere". i must have a boring existance. its always de ja vu with me.

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Get longingly desperate feeling for days/weeks after a concert of my favorite band.

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When I'm home alone, turning the TV on so it's not so quiet

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When making toast, I stop the toaster halfway and flip the toast like it's sunbathing.

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RAPE CHILDREN

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.