When in a room with a bunch of people, see the one person who's extremely cute and then get a random boner and think "GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY"

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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you forget your phone when going to the bathroom, so you search for a shampoo bottle or anything to read or play with in reach.

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Breathe.

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Poking your eye to see the black circle at the corner of your eye

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in my eyes all my friends have an easier life than myself. their exams are easier, their teacher are cooler...

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Being from another country and always thinking in english.

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you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks

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Hate to type Morals under each one of my posts Moral: A small chick in the hand is better than a huge C**K up your ass. I am pretty sure not even women nor homosexuals want birds up there...Then again, I havent searched for anything like that at the intern... they are eating her! And now they are gonna eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! (fly stuck on head)

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When walking along, I try to race someone walking towards me. For example, a letter box is ahead of me and there is someone walking towards me. I will try and reach the letter box before the other person without looking awkward.. then feel like God if I manage to do it.

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Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.

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Think about things I should be doing with my life.

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Get exstremly sad or depressed whenever you think about something you did that was embarrassing or something you regret infront of someone when that person probably doesn't even remember it....

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every bite i have of a sandwich, i need to have a sip of a flavored drink to "soften the bread and make it taste good".

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Count how long it takes before you stop peeing.

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masturbate... with condoms and gloves because male genitalia is gross and clean up takes just a few seconds rather than minutes

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When home alone, you feel the need to turn on every light/appliance so you won't hear the serial killer who you are sure hides in your basement

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Sometimes I reflexively say "ouch" when I drop an inanimate object and I'm not even hurt.

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when on a bus, pretend to fail to see your acquaintances to get some rest and avoid boring conversations.

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If a donkey and a angle fish where to pro create what would be the out come? They can't mate a donkeys a mammal and a angle fish is a fish

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I hug-squeeze the bread to get all the air out before putting it away.

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get insulted when lazy people cheer you to work hard

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Pronouncing 'garage' as 'grozhh'

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Looking at these in school when it's dead silent and trying so hard not to laugh so you won't get yelled at.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.