Having to step on snails to hear the crunch

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lie on the couch with my head upside-down and imagine what it'd be like to walk around on the ceiling, and if you were to flip the house over so the floor's the ceiling, what you'd have to nail down to keep in place.

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give speeches in the sower for random awards you will never receive.

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Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.

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While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

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if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

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Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.

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Use more toilet paper than you need, just because you feel like it cleans your ass more.

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Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.

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when I need to do a number 2 in a public toilet I put toilet paper in there first so my neighbours cant hear it.

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while taking a bath, I imagine my knees, belly, arms etc poking out of the water are islands, and i imagine little people running around on them

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I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

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In the car and sad song comes on you look out the window and pretend your in a movie.

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scripting the blackboard with your fingernails? no problem, but just the imagination of biting on an ice cream stick out of wood and then moving it through your teeth makes me go crazy!

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When I wear a backpack I constantly check to make sure all the pockets are zipped

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Slate the game you playing but always go back for more...ie FIFA, Cod!!!

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When walking in a pub or a mall or any place which has music playing, I walk along with the beats thinking that I will look super cool doing that!

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tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.

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Pee in a glass and pour it down the sink, if someone is using the bathroom already.

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Everytime I get new magazines or brochures in the mail I like to open them and smell them. Same with new electronics, I love that new smell.

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While I am busy working I like to have music playing and while I type I type to the song and its beat

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Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

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When you accidentally mess up a password, delete the entire thing and redo it since you don't know which part you messed up.

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you forget your phone when going to the bathroom, so you search for a shampoo bottle or anything to read or play with in reach.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.