Whenever i am watching TV my parents always walk by at the worst part like a sex scene or a dirty joke.

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i always wipe the ketchup off my face with the bread of my sandwich

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I take receipts out of the ATM's disposal slot in order to see how much money people that I've never met have in their accounts.

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Repeat the phrase "you too" after a comment someone makes that does not apply. Bob: happy birthday Jim Jim: you too bob. Awwww sh!t.

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Fear that the CIA is secretly wathing you.

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Try to pet your cat with your foot.

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Think that the shirts and bras that the girl you like should have never ben invented for that one specific person

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Walking around near loud music and begin to feel like your walking to the beat.

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Get annoyed when I'm working on something and someone who's looking at funny pictures wants to show me every single one. Then I do the same thing when I'm looking at funny pictures.

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I give my own posts a thumbs up whenever I have the option and I know that it's anonymous.

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When I have to use my hands to eat my steak, chew the bones etc (do not tell me that so far this is weird and unusual :P ) I wipe my fingers after each touch => use a whole pack of table tissues :D

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When i'm in a classroom I think about all of the possible ways to save everyone if something bad happens.

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Whenever I read creepy pastas and there is a picture after the story I get afraid to look at it than when I do I freak out thinking it's going to eat me. Than when I look at it I shout FUUUUUUU.. Than look at it some more and I burst out laughing seeing its a fucking dumb picture.

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If no one else is home and you have to go to the bathroom, but you're invested in what you're doing on your laptop, you take it with you.

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Act like your on a cooking tv show when your cooking

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wear warm clothes on hot days -jesse

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Walking around store and store clerk asks are you finding everything ok..and you reply yes and you...

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Start to tell a story, but realize that nobody is bothering to listen to you.. So you slowly let your voice fade off

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I have an irrational fear of sloths

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When I'm bored I throw a plastic bag in the air and see how long I can keep it from touching the ground.

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On true/false sections of tests, I get paranoid if there are not the same amount of trues and falses.

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feel disappointed when i find out that a p0rn scene is just the actor's dream or imagination.

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"Oh, that was a messed up thought, probably shouldn't think about it again or something worse because---GODDAMN IT."

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing us.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.