When I eat potato chips, I lick each side to make sure the really salty part is down.

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dont turn my fan up so high cause i think its going to fall and slice me to bits -jesse

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I always twist my washcloth into a cone shape, so when I take my next shower it is dry and hardened. Then I pretend stab it into my stomach and say "MY LIFE FOR AIUR!" before getting it wet again.

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Having small fingers and, regardless, still unable to click on the right thing when on the internet with a touch screen phone.

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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While waiting on someone I check my phone and if there is no new message I just read old ones, just to be occupied and don't look stupid or lost

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When i'm done sleeping, I wake up.

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Pretending you're in a tribute band when you listen to a song.

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i randomly grab my boobs when i'm home alone. like, all the time.

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I stop the microwave at 1 second so that one someone else uses it it beeps

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Stay up late on the weekdays and go to bed early on the weekends ..... What is wrong with me?

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Typing what you want to put in a message, then deleting it because you daren't send it

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Dip my pizza crust in my soda

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i always wipe the ketchup off my face with the bread of my sandwich

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Mispronounce a word that you have a billion times before because you couldn't figure out what it said for a second.

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I get into a massive fight with my parents, and then do the thing i was told not to just so i can tick them off.

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When i'm in a classroom I think about all of the possible ways to save everyone if something bad happens.

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When in a public bathroom stall and having to take a number 2 i wait until there is nobody else in there to let it go and also exit the stall.

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Masturbate while waiting for a game to load.

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Go through funny pictures and memes on Facebook, and then accidently miss one and ten when you click to go back you have to go through like 5 more to get back to the one you want.

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Make scary faces in the mirror and try to scare myself

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Do math in ur head at night to help you fall asleep.

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Get annoyed when I'm working on something and someone who's looking at funny pictures wants to show me every single one. Then I do the same thing when I'm looking at funny pictures.

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Try to pet your cat with your foot.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.