When I'm driving through traffic lights that are green, I use my psychic powers to make them change so no one behind me gets through.

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When eating skittles and share it with my friends, i gave them the flavors that i dont really like.

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I take receipts out of the ATM's disposal slot in order to see how much money people that I've never met have in their accounts.

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feel special if I don't get thumbs up on my posts

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When i lie, i try not to swallow because i think they'll notice - John

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Repeat the phrase "you too" after a comment someone makes that does not apply. Bob: happy birthday Jim Jim: you too bob. Awwww sh!t.

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If no one else is home and you have to go to the bathroom, but you're invested in what you're doing on your laptop, you take it with you.

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Try to pet your cat with your foot.

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When I get photographed with a flash and afterwards there is that little greenish dot in my vision, I keep trying to look at it directly, although I know that it's impossible

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Fear that the CIA is secretly wathing you.

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Whenever I read creepy pastas and there is a picture after the story I get afraid to look at it than when I do I freak out thinking it's going to eat me. Than when I look at it I shout FUUUUUUU.. Than look at it some more and I burst out laughing seeing its a fucking dumb picture.

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I have an irrational fear of sloths

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Think that the shirts and bras that the girl you like should have never ben invented for that one specific person

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When eating food leave back the food u like the most for last

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wonder if there are secret cameras watching my every move...

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when something is lost you check the spot they or it should be at least 5 to 10 times

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i always wipe the ketchup off my face with the bread of my sandwich

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Closed the door to the refrigerator super slow, just to watch the light turn off.

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Act like your on a cooking tv show when your cooking

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On an one night if I come too fast .je persuade the girl that I have to forget my cellular in my automobile and I get out

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Whenever i am watching TV my parents always walk by at the worst part like a sex scene or a dirty joke.

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wear warm clothes on hot days -jesse

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I give my own posts a thumbs up whenever I have the option and I know that it's anonymous.

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incognito mode on google chrome

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.