Trying to take the same number of steps in a block of sidewalk while you're walking.

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While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

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if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

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Sometimes I wonder if the blue/green/red etc. I see is the same blue/green/red etc. you see

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When I walk the streets after getting a new haircut, I think everybody's staring at me and thinking "oh my god she got a new haircut" eventhough they didn't know me before.

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Typing what you want to put in a message, then deleting it because you daren't send it

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give speeches in the sower for random awards you will never receive.

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When I loose something , I buy a new one, then continue to find the old one the next day.

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rub the underside of your ear lobe to smell the odd smell.

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Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??

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When laying in bed I put the covers over my head and act like I'm in different places..caves..tent..etc..

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when someone says something like 'it's too late' i always start singing 'to apologizeeeeee' even though i think people are annoyed of me always singing along to their sentences and changing the meaning, but i just cannot stop it

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Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

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Tried to suck ur own penis

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Try having a conversation with your friends parents but keep saying yeah the whole time

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While waiting on someone I check my phone and if there is no new message I just read old ones, just to be occupied and don't look stupid or lost

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when someone is talking about something i have no idea of and then asked me if i agree I'm like: oh yes! and then promptly changing subject so they won't find out

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singing along to a song that you think you know the words to.. but you dont

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i always wipe the ketchup off my face with the bread of my sandwich

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Do math in ur head at night to help you fall asleep.

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Imagine that other people see colors different from me and if i had their brain i would see it like them

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think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot

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when I need to do a number 2 in a public toilet I put toilet paper in there first so my neighbours cant hear it.

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Waking up from a really bad dream that you thought was real and then thinking about it all day worried that it actually happened

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.