eat the salt from the bottom of the pretzel bag

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think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot

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If I'm in my room and I need to fart, I walk into someone else's room and fart in there so that my room doesn't stink up.

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When I get photographed with a flash and afterwards there is that little greenish dot in my vision, I keep trying to look at it directly, although I know that it's impossible

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run inside after taking out the trash because a monster might be hiding in the big trash can

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When I was younger I would image a band that played the songs on the radio that was strapped to the roof of the car during long car rides.

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Whenever i am watching TV my parents always walk by at the worst part like a sex scene or a dirty joke.

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If I'd see a grizzly bear in the forest I'd probably try to run away even though every sane person says that that's exactly the thing you shouldn't do

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feel special if I don't get thumbs up on my posts

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when something is lost you check the spot they or it should be at least 5 to 10 times

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Dip my pizza crust in my soda

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Having small fingers and, regardless, still unable to click on the right thing when on the internet with a touch screen phone.

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When I'm driving through traffic lights that are green, I use my psychic powers to make them change so no one behind me gets through.

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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

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wonder if there are secret cameras watching my every move...

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Think that the shirts and bras that the girl you like should have never ben invented for that one specific person

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I take receipts out of the ATM's disposal slot in order to see how much money people that I've never met have in their accounts.

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Try to pet your cat with your foot.

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When I have to use my hands to eat my steak, chew the bones etc (do not tell me that so far this is weird and unusual :P ) I wipe my fingers after each touch => use a whole pack of table tissues :D

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Start to tell a story, but realize that nobody is bothering to listen to you.. So you slowly let your voice fade off

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i always wipe the ketchup off my face with the bread of my sandwich

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Whenever I read creepy pastas and there is a picture after the story I get afraid to look at it than when I do I freak out thinking it's going to eat me. Than when I look at it I shout FUUUUUUU.. Than look at it some more and I burst out laughing seeing its a fucking dumb picture.

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On an one night if I come too fast .je persuade the girl that I have to forget my cellular in my automobile and I get out

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.