wonder if there are secret cameras watching my every move...

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Pee sitting down so I dont have to aim

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When you try to blur eyes and keep them like that when you look around the room.

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When I eat potato chips, I lick each side to make sure the really salty part is down.

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Flush the toilet before peeing to see if I can accomplish peeing before the water flushes away. :)

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Having small fingers and, regardless, still unable to click on the right thing when on the internet with a touch screen phone.

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Mentally preparing yourself to step on a crunchy-looking leaf, only to discover it is in fact soggy, soft and unsatisfactory.

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Pretend to listen to iPod, but actually eavesdrop on the people around me.

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Rub boogers under the arm rest on the couch.

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when im losing an argument, ill start singing my responses

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When in a public bathroom stall and having to take a number 2 i wait until there is nobody else in there to let it go and also exit the stall.

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If no one else is home and you have to go to the bathroom, but you're invested in what you're doing on your laptop, you take it with you.

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Consider selling lots of books, games or DVDs when you have too many to fit perfectly on their shelf.

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Try to pet your cat with your foot.

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When I'm on Facebook, I flip between someone's most recent profile picture and their first one, just to see how much they've changed.

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As im about to fall asleep sometimes i feel like im falling and then i have a muscle spasem and wake up.

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When eating skittles and share it with my friends, i gave them the flavors that i dont really like.

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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

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I have an irrational fear of sloths

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play with a laser pointer and pretend its a lightsaber

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Every time I open a door, I shout out "Alohamora!" and then I open it.

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i use dental dams

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I scold or point at my electronics and tell them "No, bad!" whenever I push the wrong button or shut them off on accident.

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Sometimes I wonder who created words. For instance, who thought to call a fence a fence? It could have been called something completely random like bucxbuw, but it would seem normal to us and fence would seem like jibberish instead.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.