When I am home alone and I hear something upstairs, I pretend my Dad is here and say really loudly, "Hey Dad! When are you going to your violent national wrestling match tonight?!"

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Stuff 13 chips in my mouth when no one is looking, bite 1 chip in half and chew it for 30 seconds when someone is looking.

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Sometimes I wipe my butt so violently that my finger goes through the toilet paper and into my butt hole. I enjoy it and question my sexuality. ;)

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I always twist my washcloth into a cone shape, so when I take my next shower it is dry and hardened. Then I pretend stab it into my stomach and say "MY LIFE FOR AIUR!" before getting it wet again.

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Sometimes I wonder if the blue/green/red etc. I see is the same blue/green/red etc. you see

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Think that a movie is shorter after you watch it once or twice

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Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

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I post morals under every one of my new comments. Moral: Duh, I am moral man ffs! What do you expect! Its awesome! If things go at this phase I will be a celebrity in... hmm... in never!

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i randomly grab my boobs when i'm home alone. like, all the time.

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Sometimes when im sitting in class i start thinking how i would save the whole classroom if someone was to come in with a gun and start shooting.

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When I was younger I would image a band that played the songs on the radio that was strapped to the roof of the car during long car rides.

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instinctively thumb down long posts without reading them.

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wonder if there are secret cameras watching my every move...

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Reading a book and making the facial expressions it describes.

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Realizing that when you look behind a shower curtain before using the bathroom and actually see a Serial killer, you have no plan...

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Walking around store and store clerk asks are you finding everything ok..and you reply yes and you...

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Stay up late on the weekdays and go to bed early on the weekends ..... What is wrong with me?

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Masturbate while waiting for a game to load.

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Pretend to listen to iPod, but actually eavesdrop on the people around me.

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Make scary faces in the mirror and try to scare myself

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Pee sitting down so I dont have to aim

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Pretending you're in a tribute band when you listen to a song.

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I control water in the shower.

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When I'm walking on a sidewalk, I try to step on each tile an even amount of times.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.